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Your path to purchasing a new, cool name from me consists of 15 blocks. These blocks should be read in order, starting with Block № 1, without skipping ahead or jumping ahead!

Blocks 1 through 14 are warning and warm-up, and prepare for the purchase of a new, cool name, for a very-very-very large amount of money with payment only to my crypto wallet.

Block № 1 Contents

Table of contents

Block № 0 My Privacy Policy regarding your personal data and Terms of Use of my site.

Block № 1 Contents

Block № 2 Positioning of the advertisement: Advertising proposal combined with an offer.

Block № 3 Brief introduction of me Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook.

Block № 4 Brief description of my services and penalties for bullying.

Block № 5 Warnings of various kinds.

Warning 1: Explaining the very-very-very high price of my services for composing a cool name. This is a screening process for those who have little or no money, don't have a wealthy sponsor, or are greedy, so they have no business being here.

Reason 1 About the cunning of the cunning.

Reason 2 Financial blocking of me.

Reason 3 I was not given strong knowledge in physics and mathematics.

Reason 4 I lived in a state of deprivation.

Reason 5 My talent.

Reason 6: Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook's Public Theory of Cool Naming.

Warning 2: regarding the client’s financial capabilities.

Warning 3: There is a fee to find out the cost of my services.

Warning 4: 100% prepayment for my naming services and only to my crypto wallet.

Warning 5: The buyer will only know the cool name after 100% payment to me and after my work, that is, after I compose a cool name.

Warning 6: About your responsibility for your decision to purchase my naming services from me.

Warning 7: A warning about redneck naming.

Warning 8: If you suddenly decide to save money and compose a new, cool, beautiful name yourself.

Block № 6 Questions to the buyer.

Block № 7 A complete presentation of me.

Block № 8 Areas of application of the new cool name.

Block № 9 Public Theory of Cool Naming by Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook.

Block № 10 What the client will receive besides a cool name: verification by WIPO, USPTO and Google, domain registration, email on Google, Instagram, YouTube, X, by order date.

Block № 11 A full description of my naming services and penalties for bullying.

Block № 12 Creative brief from you for me.

Block № 13 My deadlines for composing a new, cool name.

Block № 14 Pay me the full *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, so that you can find out my prices for my naming services.

Block № 15 The sale itself.

Block № 2 Positioning of the advertisement: Advertising proposal combined with an offer.

Ad Title: Cool Naming for a very-very-very big price from Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook

This advertisement is my promotional offer, combined with Offer № 1-N dated May 30, 2026, for individuals 18+. This advertisement outlines my terms and conditions for selling my services in composing a new, cool name.

Seller and composer: an individual under the pseudonym Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook

Niche: naming

Offer type: commercial proposal

Keywords: naming, cool name, very-very-very big money.

Block № 3 Brief introduction of me Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook.

Item 1

Hello, my pseudonym is Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook and I am one of the best creators of cool names and nicknames in the world.

Item 2

I'm the talented composer.

Item 3

I'm a true, chosen, and activated aquarius.

Item 4

I am a true aquarius, because I am an aquarius, whether it's according to the new or old style, whether it's according to the Julian calendar or the Gregorian calendar.

Item 5

I am a chosen aquarius, because I was introduced to American Protestant Adventism at the age of 9.

Item 6

I am an activated aquarius, because I have been the main star on stage since the age of 4, and I have been the main star on stage several more times.

Item 7

And what does aquarius have to do with it?

If you don't know the aquarius here, then ask artificial intelligence AI, because it is aware of magical reality.

Manifesto of activated aquarians:

Sign: Aquarius is a destroyer of frames and stereotypes, it is a systemic failure in the matrix of standards, the creator of new universes.

Here are 9 great aquarius whose names speak for themselves:

Abraham Lincoln ♒ - a political visionary who changed history.

Thomas Paine ♒️ - the ideologist of the American Revolution.

Franklin D. Roosevelt ♒️ - architect of restoration.

Ronald Reagan ♒️ is the ideologist of American power.

William McKinley ♒️ - expansion strategist.

Frederick Douglass ♒️ - the conscience of the nation.

Douglas MacArthur ♒️ - victory strategist.

Thomas Edison ♒️ - a reality engineer who gave the world light.

Charles Lindbergh ♒️ - a symbol of technical superiority.

Aquarius traits: a drive for progress, innovative thinking, political vision, and the ability to change established systems.

Aquarius doesn't follow trends; they invent them.

We're **out of this world**, so we don't adapt to this world, but rather we create a new one.

We think from other sources and operate at the frequency of geniuses.

Aquarius isn't a sign, it is a **protocol**. We don't follow trends; we are **issue a patent** for the next visual language.

We are the guides of the future and the geniuses of shocking. We dictate the rules of the game ahead of time.

We are not just observing the changes. We create them.

We are changing the world forever.

But, of course, we are talking only about activated aquarius.

If you want to get activation from me from an activated aquarius to turn into an activated aquarius, then read Item 8.

Item 8

Here, I'm also immediately advertising my service for activating aquarius and turning into an aquarius, if you want to become an activated aquarius, even if you're not one. Yes, it's possible, but only through me.

Aren't you afraid of becoming an activated aquarius? There's no free way back. Deactivation of aquarius is a separate item in the price list.
This activation or conversion service is provided by me, a true, chosen, and activated aquarius.

The service is far from cheap.

What does it feel like to be in the skin of an activated aquarius?

Answer:

Here are a few facts about how life feels in the skin of an activated aquarius:

1 Nature of aquarius:

Being an aquarius is to be a bridge between what is and what is possible. It is the role of the architect of new meanings, who is always a little **not from this place**, but that's why they are needed here most of all.

Being an aquarius is a kind of art of living in the **beta testing mode** of the future. It is a state when your internal software is constantly updating itself while the rest of the world is still trying to figure out the instructions for the current version.

2 The flip side of the coin:

Sometimes this **look from the future** makes it difficult to enjoy the present. While you're designing the perfect system or writing a 36-page plan, reality may seem too slow or boring. It's difficult to explain to people concepts that are obvious to you, but sound like science fiction to them. 

3 Breaking patterns:

For aquarius, stereotypes are not rules, but rather annoying bugs in the system that need to be fixed. This is not just a rebellion for the sake of rebellion, but a systematic approach to updating boring reality, and because it is so necessary to mix the global cauldron. If something works **because it is accepted**, for aquarius it is a direct challenge.

Aquarius logic: Why do it like everyone else if you can make it more interesting?

Drive: Search for a **multiplier effect** (the same x10 or x100) that turns an ordinary action into a breakthrough.

Aquarius doesn’t just live in history, they strive to encode it, creating manifestos and structures that will survive him.

For an aquarius, the most important thing is the content and the idea, not the decorations.

4 The contradictory nature of aquarius:

Aquarians have a unique relationship with society. On the one hand, they have a sincere desire to help humanity; on the other, they have a strong need for personal autonomy.

Friendliness: You're open to everyone from the courier to the president.

Distance: Your personal space is a sacred laboratory, where entry is permitted only with special passes.

Who can activate?

It makes no difference to aquarians or non-aquarians.

Send me your next activation request only to this email address: bruleabruleooboorshchook@gmail.com: **I want to pay and activate to become an activated aquarius**, and then I will send you the activation fee and conditions.

Feel free to contact me if you need it.

Okay, enough about activation for now, let's get back to naming.

Item 9

I’m a salesperson and a composer, and here I offer my services in creating new, cool names for brands, cryptocurrencies, exchanges, hedge funds, services, products, companies, website domains, and much much more.

For a more complete list of areas where a cool new name can be used, see Block № 8.

Item 10

Quiet! Quiet! Don't call me here for free and tell me what a cool name you want to buy from me, but rather, carefully read my full information, that is, my full offer for composing a new, cool name.

Block № 4 Brief description of my services and penalties for bullying.

Ad Title: Cool Naming for a very-very-very big price from Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook

Item 11

Here I sell my services in composing new, cool, perceived, unique, one and only, desirable, sounding, easy to pronounce, attention-grabbing, distracting, impressive, memorable, top, loud, beautiful, fashionable, pathos, passionate, heavenly, fiery, sunny, optimistic, positive, filled with happiness, playful, versatile, ringing, charging, exciting, winding up, expressive, captivating, emotional, charismatic, proud, hot, progressive, furious, revolutionary, tearing, branded, commercial, purebred, anti-cringe, intriguing, amazing, authoritative, dominant, pressing, leading, dominating, naive, absurd, abstract, surreal, funny, interesting, unearthly, extraordinary, youth, male, female, children's, non-violent, formidable, energy, industrial, medical, metallurgy, automotive, serious, sexual, VIP names for very-very-very large sums of money with payment only to my crypto wallet.

Item 12

If I were to make an abbreviation of my main subject of the sentence from the above-mentioned properties of the names, it would be too long, and therefore, to make it short and easy to use in conversation, I will simply call my main sentence **composing a cool name**, or I will add several words from the above list to this short description, or other words, and then you will come across new words that were not mentioned above, but we will be talking about my main sentence, that is, about the service of composing new cool names.

Item 13

It's impossible to list all the properties of names and areas of human activity, and I've only listed those I've focused on. Also, listing these properties doesn't mean the name I create will possess all of them simultaneously, but it does indicate the goals I can achieve in naming. If you believe in me and pay me many times more than my price list, then perhaps, and only then, will a miracle happen, and the name I create will achieve all of these properties simultaneously.

Item 14

The first very brief description of my 4 naming services, but without prices:

Service № 1: Basic and Mandatory

Service № 2: Mandatory

Service № 3: optional

Service № 4: optional

You also agree to 2 mandatory additional conditions and 2 penalties. You pay for the selected services only on my crypto wallet, which is presented in Item 240.

Item 15

Second brief description of my 4 naming services, but without prices:

Service № 1: The actual service of composing a cool name. This is my primary service, and it's mandatory to pay for it.

Service № 2: The cost of delivering your creative brief to me. Payment is mandatory.

Service № 3: My ranking list of the coolest brand names in the world, both active and dormant, in my opinion. You can buy from me if you wish.

Service № 4: If you'd like me to compose a cool name for you during your desired month next year, you can purchase it from me if you wish.

I also have 2 additional mandatory conditions:

Additional condition № 1: mandatory 1% condition on royalties only from your positive profit.

Additional condition № 2: Mandatory literary condition.

I also have 2 penalties for the following situations:

Penalty № 1: For disrespecting me and being greedy towards me.

Penalty № 2: For pressuring me.

That is, I have 2 penalties that a person will have to pay me in the event of disrespect towards me, or pressure on me, and without payment, I won't continue to cooperate with this person, but if this person pays me penalties, that is, corrects himself in this way, then my cooperation with this person will resume and continue.

Block № 5 Warnings of various kinds.

Warning 1: Explaining the very-very-very high price of my services for composing a cool name. This is a screening process for those who have little or no money, don't have a wealthy sponsor, or, if you have greed for me and my talent, then such persons have nothing to do here.

Item 16

Be careful! Be careful! Very careful! This contains some very annoying information! Haters, please keep out! My prices are very-very-very high! I don't recommend anyone buy from me!

Item 17

Item 17 answers the question: why do I have such a very-very-very high price for composing a name?

My very-very-very high price is the sum of 6 reasons.

Item 18

Reason 1 About the cunning of the cunning.

I won't include the work of my talent for cheap or for an average price or for a high price, because people get terribly rich on my talent, but if you pay me a very-very-very high price, then I will include my talent for you.

Knowing this trick, I clarify the super-expensiveness of a cool name, composed by a talented, activated aquarius, that is, me, on which you will earn billions and billions, and I clarify the cunning of the cunning people who want, cunningly, for cheap, to buy a cool name from me.

But my talent takes very-very-very big money for composing a cool name.

I understand perfectly well the trick of the sly ones who want to buy a beautiful, cool, top-notch name from me for free, at low prices, or at average prices, while at the same time they themselves want to receive fabulous wealth due to the attractiveness of the cool name that composed by me.

Item 19

Financial success depends on a beautiful name. Progress is driven by genius, so the very-very-very high price of my naming services corresponds to the scale of your wealth at my expense.

That's why the very-very-very high price of my naming services doesn't inspire any arguments. It's that rare situation where a price of 100x feels completely reasonable—like a fair exchange of my incredible talent for a decent reward.

Expensive? Yes. But that's not a markup for air. The value here outweighs every zero on the bill.

Therefore, my talent for composing a beautiful-cool-top name won't be available for free, cheaply, or at an average price.

Item 20

The prices for my services for composing a cool name are very-very-very high, don't flatter yourself.

I don't create cool names for free, cheap, or mid-range prices. I only have very-very-very high prices for my naming services.

Item 21

But even my very-very-very high prices, I think, are still very low, compared to the gigantic profits that you will receive by using the attractiveness of the cool name composed by me.

Yes, I think my prices are still very-very-very low for a cool name in conditions of a high shortage of opportunities to compose cool names in the world, and to earn great wealth in a world of high competition and in a big money world. Yes, I think my prices are still very-very-very low.

Item 22

The only way to truly become cool is to have a cool name.

Item 23

For someone a cool name is everything, that's the kind of clients I need.

Item 24

I will pay the tax.

Reason 2: Financial blocking of me.

Item 25

I was so mercilessly tortured by poverty since childhood and was not allowed to earn normal money, only pennies, and I was so constantly in need and need of wealth and was not allowed to live normally in wealth.

That is, I have been financially blocked since childhood.

Item 26

So they made me very angry with a stone face, so for now, I'm nervous, short-term like a cat, for now I sprint.

Reason 3 I was not given strong knowledge in physics and mathematics.

Item 27

I've been so mercilessly confused since childhood. Confused, indeed.

Item 28

Since childhood, I wasn't given a very-very-very strong knowledge in physics and mathematics for easy study at the Moscow Institute of Physics and Technology (MIPT), so that later I could easily earn a lot of money and live an easy life.

Item 29

I hate all the teachers, and there were many of them, who explained things to me incomprehensibly so that I could not progress forward, and these so-called teachers did not help me progress to wealth, but who deliberately confused me and did not make the information understandable to me and treated me formally without a soul, because, in fact, they hated me.

Item 30

And I saw how most of the people around me weren't drawn to a physics and mathematics education, but only ridiculed it and didn't bother getting a good physics and mathematics education, but also didn't sacrifice themselves for the sake of revealing their talent, and they chose the path out of poverty to immediately work at ready-made jobs, and if they did receive an education, it was a shoddy one.

And I chose the moneyless path through restoring my knowledge.

And when I sacrificed for the sake of knowledge and lived in poverty, others, at the same time, did not sacrifice, but simply worked and earned their living and lived for their own pleasure.

Item 31

Well, they didn't give me serious knowledge of physics and mathematics, so I don't need it. This means that knowledge in physics and mathematics is seriously interferes and conflicts with my main talent.

Reason 4 I lived in a state of deprivation.

Item 32

Since childhood, at every step, I have been so heavily bullied and empty poor moral condemnation, so that I would not become rich.

They didn't give me freedom. But they did that to keep me down. They told me: you're too ambitious.

I have been surrounded by condemnation since childhood.

They wanted to impose their ideology on me and wanted me to remain a slave to the system for a low salary.

Reason 5 My talent.

Item 33

Of course, the priority reason is God's talent given to me to compose a cool name and through this to get fabulously rich.

Reason 6: Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook's Public Theory of Cool Naming.

Item 34

Also, the main reason why my services for composing a cool name are so very-very-very high is my Theory of Cool Naming by Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook, so please read Block № 9 Public Theory of Cool Naming by Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook carefully.

Item 35

And, in the end, because of the sum of all these reasons, it took me 43 years of war to solve the puzzle of my talent, and to unravel my talent, so that my talent began to work in accordance with God's purpose, and only at 43 years old I extricated myself from the net.

I have suffered too much and lived through too many wars, and I have had to live in weakness for many years.

It took me a long time to find my talent on my own.

I had to climb out on my own, little by little.

Warning 2: regarding the client’s financial capabilities.

Item 36

Get ready to pay my talent a very-very-very big amount of money to compose a cool name.

My offer is for those who have the financial means to pay me a very-very-very large sum of money for my naming services, or for those who will pay me a very-very-very large sum of money for my naming services with the help of sponsorship money, or for those who can safely risk their very-very-very large sums of money without harming themselves, and who will pay me a very-very-very large sum of money for a beautiful-cool-top name.

Item 37

Also, my offer is strictly for those buyers who really don’t mind paying me a lot of money to compose a cool new name for you, because the prices for my talent are very-very-very high, because then, most likely, you will become fabulously rich and grow and progress at the expense of the cool name I composed.

Item 38

The buyer guarantees to me that the money paid to me is not stolen or misappropriated and is not obtained by criminal means.

Item 39

By staying on my ad and on my website and on any other means of communication, you agree with my proposals, and you also agree that, if necessary, I will scold you for your delusions with words that are unpleasant for you and tell you the truth, for the sake of composing a cool name and your benefit, and otherwise, if you don't agree with this, then immediately leave me and my information environment.

Item 40

And there is no need, here on the site and in communication with me, to put forward your conditions and proposals to me, because I am the boss here, and I put forward my conditions and proposals here, and you either agree with them and accept them and buy a beautiful-cool-top name from me for a very-very-very big amount of money, and if you don’t like something, then immediately leave my site and my information.

Item 41

Don't anger me with your cunning, stupidity, ignorance, and greed, or you'll be subject to enormous curses. It's best not to do that. Are there any here who wouldn't mind paying me, a talent, a huge, huge sum of money for just a name? If so, then leave me and my information environment immediately. Are there any here who want to deceive me, a talent, and think that, on the contrary, this talent wants to deceive you? Are there any here who don't understand what's going on here, or who don't know what they're doing here or why you even need it? Are there any here who are completely unprepared for my offer? I don't want to offend anyone, so if you're not suitable, and if you're not my client, then, for goodness' sake, leave here quickly, from my information environment, before enormous curses befall you, and before God's punishment befalls you.

Item 42

You are not buying a new, beautiful, cool, top-notch name from me for a very-very-very large amount of money, but for yourself, for the possession of your own new, beautiful, cool, top-notch brand name, and for attracting clients, and for your fabulous wealth, and for satisfying your own egoism and bragging, and for showing off, and for dominating the market.

Item 43

Look, I might suddenly stop selling my naming services and disappear for an indefinite period, so buy a new, beautiful, cool, top-notch name from me right now, or better yet, buy all four of my naming services at once, agreeing to 2 mandatory additional conditions and 2 penalties. Don't miss this chance, and don't waste too much time thinking about it, or you might change your mind.

Item 44

Watch, respect the work of my talent and pay me very-very-very high prices for my work, and for saving you from the ugly name of your brand.

Item 45

People are willing to pay me any amount of money to have their own cool name and to have a cool name for themselves, and so here I am, willing to compose a cool name for your brand or whatever for a very-very-very big amount of money.

Item 46

If you can't do it, then who said I can't do it?

Item 47

I need a buyer who is willing to lose their head, enter the unknown and buy a cool new name for themselves from me.

Item 48

If you're looking to buy a cool name for cheap, cheap, or mid-range prices, I'm not the one for you. You can turn to other namers whose naming services are much cheaper. But if there are no-goods hiding there, they could seriously damage your finances and your mental state, and you'll be left to clean up the mess. A miser pays for the meanness of scum, scammers, and clueless no-goods.

Item 49

If you want to buy a cool name from me, then be prepared to pay me a lot of money.

Item 50

It's my talent that must compose it, and you must pay me a very-very-very large sum of money for it. Talent is what makes people rich, attracts many clients, and reaches an international level.

Item 51

Believe me, for a very-very-very big price, I'll compose a cool name for you so you'll be very-very-very happy in life, and so you can show off your cool name. I'm not trying to outsmart you; I have no reason to.

Item 52

In total, due to all the factors mentioned above, you will become incredibly rich thanks to the work of the aquarius talent, attracting many, many clients thanks to the cool name invented by the aquarius talent.

Item 53

I don't offer discounts, and I can't offer them, because discounts would, first and foremost, create lifelong, damaging karma for a cool name and would constantly harm the customer, profits, and business. Do you really need that, given the world's already so many problems? So, it's not worth it.

Item 54

I won't give you any discounts, since I don't give discounts to my talent, so don’t even ask for a discount.

Item 55

I'm asking my price. Line up. Beat the queue with a higher bid.

Item 56

But you can pay me more than the established prices for my naming services, and it will be better for you. The principle is that the more you pay me, the better the name you'll get, but it should be significantly more, for example, 150 times more.

Item 57

With super kingdoms, the price for a cool name is much higher.

Item 58

I take from you crazy money for a cool name not so that you will be offended, but so that you don’t have to grieve and can dominate on your own.

Item 59

But I will only include talent after 100% prepayment of a very-very-very large amount of money.

Item 60

And it is not my impudence to sell my naming services for a very-very-very high price, but that of those who want to deceive me.

Item 61

The good news is that you’ll a cool name that you won't compose without me. Just imagine how the cool name will look on your fashionable signboard.

Item 62

You will be able to show off your cool name to the community, men, women and children.

Item 63

I won't hurt you. I'll make you the coolest name ever.

Item 64

If you are an active and progressive person and are ready to pay me a lot of money for a cool name with an aquarius aura and to be forever under my aquarius aura and miracle, and to be ultra-successful in wealth and pass on your ultra-successful business as an inheritance, then welcome to me.

Warning 3: There is a fee to find out the cost of my services.

The high cost of recognizing my services filters out non-my customers.

Item 65             

Block № 11 contains a full description of my 4 naming services, 2 mandatory additional conditions, 2 penalties, but without prices, that is, you can immediately and free of charge familiarize yourself with my 4 naming services, 2 mandatory additional conditions and 2 penalties, but the prices for my naming services themselves are not indicated in Block № 11, since in order for you to find out my prices for my naming services, you first need to pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, and then, and only then, you will find out the prices for my naming services, and you will find out the entry price in Block № 14.

Item 66

Yes, you heard correctly and you're not mistaken. I'm warning you from the start that to find out my prices for my naming services, you'll have to pay me a very good price, and it's not free. My prices for my naming services aren't free, and satisfying idle curiosity isn't free. Here, with me, you have to pay to find out my prices for my naming services.

Warning 4: 100% prepayment for my naming services and only to my crypto wallet.

Item 67

I work only with 100% prepayment and only to my crypto wallet.

✅ 100% prepayment is a guarantee of the purity of your intentions and my protection from distortion of my talent.

Warning 5: The buyer will only know the cool name after 100% payment to me and after my work, that is, after I compose a cool name.

Item 68

I also understand perfectly well that thieves want to steal from me, a beautiful-cool-top name. And I understand perfectly well that the name is information, and that information is not a material object. This means that information has such a property, that if it is shown, thieves can simply steal my information and not pay me and thieves can say, that they themselves composed this cool name before me, independently of me, and, therefore, I can't just show this cool name, therefore, at first, 100% prepayment for my naming services is made only to my crypto wallet before I start working, and then, after a while, you get a beautiful-cool-top name from me. Read about my deadlines for composing a cool name in Block № 13. And, also, immediately understand one very important idea that, before 100% prepayment, I don't have a ready-made beautiful-cool-top name for you, because, I haven't yet received 100% prepayment from you for my naming services, and I don't have a creative brief from you for me and I haven't started to compose a new cool name for you, and I repeat once again that a new, cool name will appear for you only after a full 100% prepayment to me for my naming services and only for my crypto wallet, and only after you have sent me your creative brief for me, which I need to compose a new beautiful-cool-top name for you.

Warning 6: About your responsibility for your decision to purchase my naming services from me.

Item 69

Please be sure to read my full proposal for my naming services on this site and the information related to it, and as soon as you are not satisfied with anything here, then immediately leave my information.

Item 70

If you remain on my information and on my website page, then you agree that you have read my entire offer in full and in order, and that you are fully competent, and that no one is exerting any pressure on you, and that you fully understand all the terms of my advertisement, offer and information and agree with them, and that you independently and in a sound mind make all decisions and make choices, and otherwise, you immediately leave my information forever.

Item 71

Also, you undertake not to cling to my words in my information and not to catch me in words and not to look for something to cling to, especially when it comes to enemies.

Warning 7: A warning about redneck naming.

Item 72

Don't be afraid, I'm not stupid, I'm not a redneck, and I'm not made of wood like rednecks and swindlers, and I don't engage in deception, it's not for me and it's not like me, and you can completely rely on me.

Item 73

Look at how many ugly names stores have, and these boorish names simply choke people, and this, among other things, makes society sick, and ultimately, everyone loses. So why do this? Some brands have names so awful that you don't even want to read them.

Item 74

I'm warning you.

Item 75

If naming is undertaken by a cad with neither talent nor broad horizons, and then the client begins pushing this ugly name onto the market, then after a while the name will collapse. But broad horizons are secondary, and talent is paramount. An example is when historians produce a shoddy name, it's tantamount to strangulation.

Item 76

A redneck can't compose a cool name, and scammers can cheat you.

Item 77

Rednecks, untalented people, and nickname generators can't give you a cool name.

Item 78

There are talented people, and then there are untalented scumbags and crooks. The scumbags don't even realize they're scumbags.

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Very often the name doesn't match the visual, and the talentless are to blame for this, that's exactly it, they tried, they took on the job, this is how the talentless worked.

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In general, I hate vulgar, rude, ridiculous, ugly, hackneyed, crude, cold, stupid, ugly, ordinary, unsightly, unsounding, disgusting, unexpressed, unsounding, unattractive, unsightly, inconspicuous, disharmonious, shameful, unperceivable, creepy, boorish, scum, rotten, shitty, vile, uncool, creepy, unnamed names and brand names. I generally don't accept anyone with a creepy name. I can't handle creepy names at all. And I won't cross the line into vulgarity.

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Behind the ads and offers of naming services there may be cunning untalented people or cunning scammers who offer naming services for cheap or for an average price, but they cannot compose a cool name for you, but they can only give you an ugly, soundless name or, at most, an ordinary, unremarkable name, and since it is profitable for them, they, of course, will convince you that they have composed a cool name for you, only you don't understand anything about it.

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In a free society, ugly names don't advance and die, but in an unfree society, they thrive on forced advertising. This is a form of sabotage.

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The biggest mistake at the beginning is to enter the market with a stupid name and invest a lot of money in advertising a shoddy and lousy name, because people will remember you with such a lousy name.

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You can't take someone else's name, even for small projects. People will immediately notice and laugh at you, and the owners will sue you. Therefore, and not only for this reason, a brand name must be non-interchangeable and unique.

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I warn you not to turn to the rabble for naming, or to the ordinary untalented, incapable false namers and swindlers, of whom the world is full, they will do you dirty.

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It's very easy for naive clients to fall for the scum and trust them, paying them big bucks. Scum never sleeps, but will do anything to steal your money and sell you a surrogate in return. Scum also wants to make a lot of money in a lucrative and profitable field, but only talent can deliver top-notch results.

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Composing a new, cool name is hard work, but the difference is that the trash can't compose a cool name no matter how hard they try, and the trash always ends up with a name that's consistently lacking in coolness and ugly, while the talented always end up with a hit.

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Therefore, don't trust copies of my ad, clones, or those who copy my ad, or monkeys. Beware of untalented, low-life scammers who, lacking the talent for naming, they start composing new cool names. They fail because they lack the talent, but they want to deceive you and harm you financially and psychologically with their terrible work. If you contact them, they will only take a lot of money from you, but they won't give you a cool name or happiness in return, but will only mock and blaspheme you. Don't fall for their tempting discounts and low prices! Therefore, contact only me, the true talent. I am the only talent here. No one else will compose a new, cool name for you, cooler and better than me, except me.

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Some people don't have the talent to do naming, but they have another talent, but they are cunning and don't want to sacrifice anything and don't want to show faith and will and engage in the realization of their talent and, having gotten into naming, that is, into a field that is not theirs, it seems to them that here, in naming, easy money is found for them, but they put off the realization of their talent for later, and thus, they get stuck on someone else's talent and think that now, they will temporarily engage in a profitable business, earn some money, and then they will engage in their talent, but it doesn't work that way, since the path to the realization of one's talent doesn’t lie through cunning, but lies through thorns to the stars and lies along a direct path on which powerful difficulties and a terrible struggle await them, but, instead, they choose the easy way and harm themselves, burning through life, and thus, day after day, they move further and further away from their talent, and also, they cause enormous harm to the market and to the customer, and yet their work will still be destroyed, and their money will be taken away, and the customer's money will be wasted, and all this happens because of the desire to imitate talent, and this trick will kill them themselves.

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People become scum because they are forced to work in the general hellish conditions of life, because of a lack of money, energy, and time to realize their talents, and because no one is interested in helping them realize their talents, and also because of laziness, and because they themselves are cunning and are looking for easy ways to get high and want to get high right away without stress, then they begin to engage in helping and realizing the talents of others, and because of this, their talent is not realized.

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I ask those who doubt, distrust, and are stingy, not to squander their talents, but to finally gather strength, and work on their talents, and overcome difficulties. I have already gone through this hellish path, and I have endured, suffered, tormented myself all my life, endured everything, and waited for my finest hour, and now it has come.

Warning 8: If you suddenly decide to save money and compose a new, cool, beautiful name yourself.

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If you don't know if you have the talent and time to compose a new, cool name for yourself, then contact me if you have a lot of money to buy a cool name from me, that is, when you haven't just a desire to buy a cool name from me, but a real demand.

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You can be the richest person in the world, but if you don't understand the essence of coolness, and you don't have the talent to compose something cool, and you can't compose anything cool yourself, then it's better to just contact me and pay for my naming services.

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Poverty and a lack of imagination are to blame for this, but it shouldn't be an obstacle to wealth. Dullness produces ugliness. Let a genius—me—do the work of cool naming for you, and you'll just have to pay me a lot of money for it.

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You admit you don't have your talent to compose a cool new name, or you don't have talented hires on your team, but you do have other talent, but you have a need to distinguish yourself in the international market, and you don't want to compose a cool name yourself, or you have apathy or you just contacted me because you want me compose a cool new name for you, or you just like me and you just want to pay me. Do you really want to pay me very-very-very big money for a cool name?

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If you haven't been able to handle naming on your own for a long time, or haven't been able to handle it using other hired help, then it means you've either hired a scammer, a lowlife, or a nobody who's posing as a talented namer, but behind the talent is a common lowlife and a scammer who's deceived you, or you haven't contacted me yet.

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If you can't compose a new cool name for yourself using your own resources, then I have a cool commercial offer for you, then I offer you, cope with composing a new cool name at the expense of my talent, that is, trust my talent, and my genius, especially in the face of the growing need to stand out from competitors, surpass and overtake competitors, and let competitors envy.

Block № 6 Questions to the buyer.

Questions for you

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Do you need a cool brand name to dominate the market? Would you like me to compose and register a new, cool Email address and domain name for you?

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Are you deeply offended and hurt by other people's cool, catchy brand names, and by the fact that you don't have one? Do you want to be respected too?

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Never tolerate humiliation from other people, especially when you have a lot of money. Then pay me a lot of money and I'll compose a new, cool name for you. Because I can do it.

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Do you want to be cooler and more stylish than all your competitors with your cool name?

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Do you want to make society fall in love with you again?

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Or do you just want to have a cool name?

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If you want to outshine someone else's power of money and take over the market through cool naming, then you need to come to me.

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If you seriously intend to dominate the market and make crazy profits and progress and seriously compete commercially and be at the top, then you need to start by buying a cool name from me for a very-very-very high price?

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But how do you create a cool name? What's the solution, the escape from impossibility?

You can create a cool name if you turn to me for my talent for composing cool, new names.

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If you have a bad name, then it's time to push the boundaries and turn to my talent for naming services.

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The biggest mistake in the life of a brand is leaving the naming of your brand to the last and insignificant place and not paying for talent. Many people save and are greedy in paying for talent and don't cope with this difficult task on their own, because they are ignorant in this, while the matter of naming should be put first and trust my talent to compose a cool name for you and you need to start creating a cool name with a creative brief for me.

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Your name could sound better if you trusted me. If you want to live by your own beautiful brand name, then pay me for my top-of-the-line service of creating a cool name for you.

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If you are one of those who understand the super-importance of the highest priority of a cool name, that the name rules, that the name rules, that the name wins, that the name is more valuable than all other material values, and that for you a cool name is the highest value, and if for you this is so, then my offer is addressed specifically to you, who are not faced with the question of buying a cool name from me for a very-very-very large amount of money.

I'll tell you about my biography.

Block № 7 A complete presentation of me.

About me, an aquarius. I'm talented.

Biography Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook.

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My pseudonym, Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook, was born on April 7, 2025, and I was born on February 15, 1983. I'm an aquarius, a beautiful boar, with a jug of water. I'm a cleaver. I'm a weirdo. I'm a gamer. I'm a character. The cool name I'll create will be a real superbrand.

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I am the founder of my own naming agency, which is called Gudavushche.

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One of the main focuses of my work is on naming.

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I work in my own way.

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I take freedom very-very-very seriously.

God gave me such a talent and such a nature that I take the material world completely frivolously, and that is why I can think so freely.

I am a free-thinking person.

I am a free moving person.

I'm a free spirit with the wild energy of aquarius. I'm far from restless, as it might seem on the outside.

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God gave me his own set of qualities.

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I'm the Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook brand, and I offer a service for creating cool names for a very-very-very large sum of money, paid directly to my crypto wallet.

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The person behind the Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook pseudonym is me, an individual who owns the Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook brand. This information is kept strictly confidential for my own safety. However, this doesn't mean I'm a scammer. Quite the contrary: I'm not a scammer, but a genuine talent. If this doesn't suit you, please leave my page immediately.

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I'm the brand Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook and I make up cool names for very-very-very high prices for various purposes.

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My parents, without even realizing it, created me as a true aquarius, meaning I was born on February 15, 1983, in a barracks in deep poverty, and in 2026, I'm 43. I have a powerful charisma. I have a charismatic, explosive personality. I have charming appearance and speech. In reality, I live an unrealistic life; I'm in the clouds and I wear rose-colored glasses.

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Would you like to buy a cool name from me and be protected by the sign of aquarius? If so, I'll be your cool and lucky talisman.

I am a talent.

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I see fashion in visuals and auditory perceptions, in names, music, names, clothing, shapes, and nature. My ear and eye select the coolest.

God has given me 100% hearing and visual sense, and thanks to God, I can compose a cool name for you, and God will give you a new name through me.

**...I will give him a white stone and a new name written on the stone...** /Bible, New Testament, Revelation 2:17/

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I have a very-very-very strong sense of what constitutes cool.

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I rely on my natural instincts.

This is my talent.

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I'm really good at picking out trendy names.

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I am an auditory and visual person, and I stand at the pinnacle of creative talent, I have mutual understanding and affection with harmony, and I have the highest potential in fashion.

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I'm unconstrained by attachments and other people's opinions, and I'm not limited by the boundaries of conventional thinking. I'm not a follower. I exude a powerful aquarian aura, crazy energy, I'm a gifted speaker, and I'm a top salesman. It's no wonder I still haven't learned my multiplication tables. I'm telling you, I discern things that others don't. I'm completely confident in my talent.

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But don't look for another aquarius, because most aquarius are unactivated, and I have been activated since early childhood and I have been through hell.

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Thanks to my gift from God, I can compose cool names and if you buy a cool name from me, then you will have a never-ending flow of profit, and I know very well what magic I need to do on my part for this to happen.

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I am that rare and cool genius in composing and fashion, and you can do business with me.

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The untalented cannot compose, but I can. The untalented cannot express, but I can.

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Because brilliant thoughts come into my brilliant head.

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The talentless can only rename the current ugly name into an even uglier name.

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I'm just stating the facts that when I arrive somewhere, I immediately attract all eyes and everyone immediately understands that since such people exist in the world, it's worth continuing to live and they are filled with energy and happiness from me. And if I'm in a completely empty cafe or store, and if no one wanted to go in there before, then upon seeing me inside or at the entrance, they immediately go inside, just to be next to me and thus, thanks to me, a long line forms and they are sure to buy something.

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I'm the best at composing fairy tales, and I'm one of the most fashionable when it comes to composing, and I hear shock: *What!? What!!!? What!!!!!!?*

Your complete trust in my talent and my vision.

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I have my own ideology and my own understanding and idea, and you won’t have to worry and correct the naming I’ve created for you and argue with me, you’ll just have to calmly accept the cool name I’ve created for you and start using it and promoting it.

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After I compose a cool name for you and give you a cool name, then after that, I will never accept any of your claims and hate against me, and you will only have to show faith, and accept the cool name I composed, because, it will be cool, and use it to name your company, product, merchandise, service, cryptocurrency, app, etc., and start promoting it.

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But you may not be morally ready to accept my innovation, but it's better not to argue with me, and simply, you accept the cool name I composed on faith. There will be no changes to the cool name I composed, because I gave you a vision of my talent, which is an absolute priority, and your data and your creative brief are secondary to me, and therefore, you can only trust me and accept it, and take action.

Here's a Bible verse on this topic that should help you believe me:

**... who has believed our report, and to whom has the arm of the Lord been revealed?** /Bible, Old Testament, Isaiah 53:1/

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Likewise, by paying me for naming services, you thereby fully and in advance agree to accept my work "as is", and without any future claims that you don't like the cool name I've created for you. The cool name I've created for you is largely the result of my imagination and the expression of my vision, which takes precedence over the amount of information provided to me in your creative brief, which, in fact, is merely a brief overview of the assignment for me, not a mandatory guide to action. You should also keep in mind that your assignment, even in part, is not my work, and you agree with this.

Block № 8 Areas of application of the new cool name.

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Areas of application of the new cool name:

New cool name for a drink

New cool name for the cartoon

New cool name for a TV series and movie

New cool song name

New cool name for clothes

New cool name for shoes

New cool name for the phone

New cool name for artificial intelligence AI (neural networks)

New cool name for the search engine

New cool name for a computer

New cool name for the service

New cool name for the product

New cool company name

New cool name for the project

New cool name for the sector

New cool name is needed for rebranding

Rebranding is necessary when various negative events occur. Rebranding is necessary when you've been hated and need to quickly erase the negativity. A new name will help you refresh yourself. But without talent, you won't be able to rebrand.

New cool name for a rebrand if the name has gotten too many black cards.

New cool name for renaming and rebranding a state, territory, region, state, mountain, river, lake, island, city, square, building, structure, district, street, place.

New cool name for the lottery

New cool name for cryptocurrency

New cool name for the app

New cool name for the program

New cool name for the payment system

New cool name for an NFT Token

New cool name for the exchange, hedge fund

New cool name for a poker nickname

New cool name for a fashion trend

New cool name for perfume

New cool name for the store and shopping center

New cool name for a YouTube blogger

New cool name for a Instagram blogger

New cool name for another blogger

New cool name for a star on stage or a rebranding to start all over again

Or, the names have become grey and we need to arouse envy.

New cool name for the festival

New cool name for a musician

New cool name for a football club

New cool name for a football player

New cool name for a Silicon Valley Startup

New cool name for a computer game

New cool name for a gamer

New cool name for the palace

New cool name for the restaurant

New cool name for the hotel

New cool name for a nightclub

New cool name for a fitness club

New cool name for a car brand

New cool name for a motorcycle

New cool name for the newspaper

New cool name for the magazine

New cool name for the bank

New cool name for a political party

New cool name for the society

New cool name for the train

New cool name for a road line and station

New cool name for the route

New cool name for the Christmas tree to make it cooler than other cultures

New cool name for the airport

New cool name for the plane

New cool name for the stadium

New cool name for a church, religious organization

New cool name for the sex industry, a sex product

New cool name for a job, profession, or specialty

New cool name for the plant, industry

New cool name for a space rocket, station

New cool name for a star, a constellation in space

New cool name for the ensemble

New cool name for an animal

New cool baby name idea

Block № 9: Public Theory of Cool Naming by Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook.

Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook's Public Theory of Cool Naming

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As you name a ship, so it will sail.

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Everything moves, but it's drawn to a beautiful name. People are drawn to a cool name.

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There are a lot of stupid names on the market.

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A weak name is your weakness for your whole life and destiny, and this must be dealt with immediately.

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A cool name is an object of adoration for the audience, and the love of the crowd and banner blindness are no obstacle to a cool name.

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In a free society, where people are not forced, people don't accept the usual, bad name; they're tired of the sordid names. And it's impossible to force love.

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Beautiful names are created by geniuses. Beautiful and cool names are created by geniuses like me. True financial success in business, show business, and literature depends on talent and genuine talent. And behind talent lies gold.

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A cool name is a real trump card in capitalism. Cool names attract and win the naming competition.

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A cool name is a driving ideology, it is a timeless intangible asset, it is a timeless powerful energy that brings happiness to buyers, listeners, and viewers, and it is always a welcome guest who has the power to transform perception, provided that it is created by a true talent like me.

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If your name is too cool, you'll always be in a good mood and attract attention. But a cringe nickname won't pass face control in the top cool names.

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Consumers are willing to pay more for cool names. If a brand has a cool name, then consumers want to follow it and buy services and goods from that brand.

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Consumers love cool names, they love to brag and feed their ego.

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Consumers love to choose cool names and wear them with pride.

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Financial success depends on a beautiful, cool name. Wealth revolves around and is built on a cool, world-famous name.

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Consumers disrespect ugly, dull-sounding, and trivial names in companies, services, and products, etc. Consumers harbor a hidden sense of disgust and hatred, and while they may not express it openly and continue to consume the product under pressure, believe me, this is true.

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The market is experiencing a competition and a war of names, a war of coolness. Names are battling for promotion, for customers, for the market. The stakes are very high. Cool names outperform their competitors.

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A cool name is more important than the face on the cover.

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Responsible positions need to be given cool names: companies, brands, products, stores, services, apps, payment systems, cryptocurrencies, banks, new names for children, and much, much more. A name is more valuable and more valuable than diamonds.

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The name should be loud, attractive, and not repeat itself and shout at everyone and dominate.

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The brand name must be non-interchangeable, inimitable and unique.

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Only a cool name can overcome weakness, apathy, and save.

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A strong name can lift a dead business to the top and attract customers.

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Transforming the world begins with a cool name, bought from talent—me, me. And God has given me such a talent—to create cool names and thus improve the mood of buyers. A more transformed world becomes richer.

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You have to start with a cool name.

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A cool name is needed to create a cool difference between you and them.

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A cool name leads to recognition and authority and to hidden and actual open worship of opponents.

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A cool name is always a very powerful tool for developing your business, and therefore, in the ranking of the importance of things to do before launching a business, a cool name always takes first place.

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A cool name is intellectual property, a calm, stern confidence, pride, and a show-off for the copyright holder, as the power, beauty, and uniqueness of a cool name can sweep the market, dominate, and defeat competitors, while the pulsating, unrivaled optimism will be a coveted force in the hands of buyers.

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A great name is a strategically important commercial asset that, if used correctly, will bring its owner tremendous financial prosperity throughout its history.

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In our expanded time, a real era of need and shortage and a real deficit in the ability to create and compose cool names has long since arrived.

The growth of goods and services leads to a shortage of cool names, the world is expanding, names are repeated, this is a headache that needs to be dealt with urgently, and talent can cope with this problem, but non-talent cannot.

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If a cool naming is created evolutionarily, then it is created very-very-very slowly.

For example, names like Italy, Africa, Germany, and others took a long time to evolve. While this is done evolutionarily, creating a cool name requires a great deal of effort and expense, and is very, very slow.

People have been beating around the bush for centuries, racking their brains and unable to compose with a beautiful name for their brand, but they can't because they are greedy and don't turn to true talent like me, even after traveling to many countries.

But, most likely, you don’t have that much time, then you need my help in naming from a talent, that is, from me.

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Composing cool names is really hard work. Even talent works very hard - and this is his job. Practically, nowhere in the store will you buy a cool name, except from me.

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A cool name doesn't come cheap. A cool name costs a lot.

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Cool names live forever, but they can also be unfairly forgotten.

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What's the point of looking at the edges of papers if there's no cool name there for you?

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Another purpose of a cool name is to hide lack of talent, that is, to hide behind a cool name.

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Anyone who is tired of the pressure of everyday life should start by changing their name and contacting me for my services for composing a cool name — provided that you pay me a very-very-very large amount of money.

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This terrible world needs a powerful name, created by me. I'm creating something that will shine above everything except Jesus Christ.

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Composing a cool name is a complex, indescribable process. It's the work of talent. It's mystical; no one knows how it happens. Some people are gifted with it, like me, while others aren't. Life doesn't tell you where it's going.

Block № 10 What the client will receive besides a cool name: verification by WIPO, USPTO and Google, domain registration, email on Google, Instagram, YouTube, X, by order date.

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When I compose a cool name for you, I check the new cool name I have composed in Google search, I also check it in WIPO and USPTO, and if such a name is not on the Internet, then I will register a domain on .com for you, and an account and email on Google, and I will register an account on Instagram, on YouTube, X, on the desired date, and then transfer them to your management.

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I will also draw up an electronic agreement for the transfer of exclusive rights to your cool name and issue it to you, with the date of birth of your cool name and my signature as the author Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook.

Block № 11 A full description of my naming services and penalties for bullying.

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Here in Block № 11 there is a full presentation of my 4 naming services, 2 mandatory additional conditions and 2 penalties, but without prices.

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Once again, I repeat that here in Block № 11 there is a full description of my 4 naming services, and 2 mandatory additional conditions and 2 penalties, but without prices, that is, you can immediately and free of charge familiarize yourself with my 4 naming services, and with 2 mandatory additional conditions and 2 penalties, that is, the prices for my naming services in Block № 11 are not indicated, since the description of services and prices are different things.

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And in order for you to find out my prices for my naming services, then, first, you need to pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* into my naming world, and then, and only then, you will find out the prices for my naming services, and you will find out the entry price in Block № 14.

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Yes, you heard right, and I'm warning you from the start that to find out my prices for my naming services, you'll have to pay me a pretty penny, and it's not free. My prices for my naming services aren't free, and satisfying idle curiosity isn't free. Everything comes at a price.

That is, now, finally, I present to you a full description of my 4 naming services, but without prices.

A complete description of my 4 naming services.

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Service № 1: Composing a cool name.

Service № 1 is my main service and my main offer, and the service that must be paid for.

I am engaged in composing new, cool, perceived, unique, one and only, desirable, sounding, easy to pronounce, attention-grabbing, distracting, impressive, memorable, top, loud, beautiful, fashionable, pathos, passionate, heavenly, fiery, sunny, optimistic, positive, filled with happiness, playful, versatile, ringing, charging, exciting, winding up, expressive, captivating, emotional, charismatic, proud, hot, progressive, furious, revolutionary, tearing, branded, commercial, purebred, anti-cringe, intriguing, amazing, authoritative, dominant, pressing, leading, dominating, naive, absurd, abstract, surreal, funny, interesting, unearthly, extraordinary, youth, male, female, children's, non-violent, formidable, energy, industrial, medical, metallurgy, automotive, serious, sexual, VIP names for very-very-very large sums of money with payment only to my crypto wallet.

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The cost of Service № 1, which is for me to compose a new, cool name for you, depends on my effort:

1 If I don't really strain, a simple name composed by me on my knee:

2 If I tense up a little:

3 If I strain myself moderately:

4 If I strain myself too much:

5 If I get really tense:

6 If I push myself really, really hard:

7 If I push myself really, really hard, I will give it 150%.

Select 1 of 7 options you like.

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I will send you the cost of Service № 1 for composing a new, cool name via email after you pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my world of naming, and then, and only then, will you learn the prices for my naming services, and you will find out the entry price in Block № 14.

Service № 2: The cost of delivering your creative brief to me. Payment is mandatory.

Service № 2: mandatory for payment.

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Yes, in addition to the cost of the naming services from 7 options, I also have a cost for you to send me a creative brief from you, so that I can get involved, read and delve into your assignment, that is, for me to familiarize myself with your creative brief for composing a new cool name.

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The cost of Service № 2 is for me to review your creative brief for composing a new cool name. I will send it to your email after you pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world. Only then will you learn the prices for my naming services, and you will find out the entry price in Block № 14.

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Without paying for Service № 2, I won't read your creative brief for me to compose a cool new name. Service № 2 also includes collecting your initial data and my questions regarding your creative brief to clarify what you mean in each case. This correspondence process also includes my answers to your questions and my explanations, which is training for you. This is very expensive and requires a fee. It's still a very complex, extensive, and delicate process for two people to understand each other, and it drains me of a great deal of energy and psychological strength.

Service № 3: My ranking list of active and inactive cool brand names in the world.

Service № 3: You can buy from me if you wish.

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I also sell valuable naming information, and you can buy it from me, that is, I sell my rating (list) of active and inactive cool brand names in the world.

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I will send you the price of Service № 3 for valuable information on naming for my rating (list) of active and inactive cool brand names in the world to your email after you pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my world of naming, and then, and only then, will you learn the prices for my naming services, and you will find out the entry price in Block № 14.

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If you'd like to see my ranking (list) of the world's coolest active and dormant brand names, please pay me the full price for my ranking (list of the world's coolest active and dormant brand names). This will help you quickly discover which cool names I've identified. This doesn't mean it's the best, but it's what's available. After full payment, I'll send you my ranking list of the world's coolest active brand names via email. But I think this price is still very low.

Service № 4: If you want me to compose a cool name for you in a certain month next year.

Service № 4: You can buy from me if you wish.

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You can choose the month you want me to create a cool name for you, for example: January, March, May, June, July, August, October, November, December. Do you have another desired month?

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I will send you the cost of Service № 4, for me to compose one new cool name for you in a certain month of the year, to your email after you pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my world of naming, and then, and only then, will you learn the prices for my naming services, and you will find out the entry price in Block № 14.

Additional but mandatory conditions of the deal:

Additional condition № 1: mandatory 1% condition on royalties only from your positive profit.

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I am selling my 4 naming services, and you can buy them all from me right away, however, I have a very important first condition for you about 1% royalty only from your positive profits, which you or interested parties will pay me forever, for using the cool name I composed, even if later you or other persons slightly change my name in order to avoid paying me 1% royalty, and you, right now, make a decision, either you, forever, will honestly, voluntarily, monthly pay me and my generation the said 1% royalty only from your positive profits and this will be mine and my generation's eternal passive income, as the creator of the name, or you, right now, will immediately make me a one-time payment instead of 1% royalty. I will send you the one-time payment price via email after you pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, and then, and only then, will you learn the prices for my one-time payment price, and you will find out the entry price in Block № 14.

Additional condition № 2: Mandatory literary condition.

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Under this offer, that is, under the agreement on the alienation of exclusive rights, the client will receive from me the right to use the cool name I created for his business purposes and interests, but if I need to, I retain the right to freely and indirectly use the cool name I created and sold to you in my literary works, courses and seminars, paintings, videos, films, films, advertising and marketing, and in any other services and goods, with the purpose of saying that I created this cool name.

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And I cannot call my main service or product by the cool name sold to you, but I retain the right to use the cool name sold to you for my commercial purposes as a secondary reference, but not as the main name in my goods and services, that is, except for copying your main commercial activity, that is, I need this not for copying your main commercial activity, but for mentioning, and you agree with this literary condition in advance, and that I made up this cool name.

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I derive profit from my businesses, which are not connected with the buyer’s businesses, for my own benefit, and you derive profit from your businesses.

Penalties:

Penalty № 1: for your disrespect toward me and your greed toward me.

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If you harbor even the slightest bit of anger toward me or greed toward me, then because of this slightest bit of anger and greed on your part, I won't be able to simply let it go and move past it in order to continue interacting with you; and therefore, because of this fault of yours, I won't be able to compose with a cool name for you, and in order for me to overcome this offense and psychological barrier, you will have to pay me Penalty № 1 for your disrespect toward me and greed toward me, and this is expensive, and only then will the situation be resolved. If such a situation arises, please email me at bruleabruleooboorshchook@gmail.com with your apology, and I will then send you the cost of rectification to your email. Only after you pay me this Penalty № 1 will we continue our interaction.

Also, the cost of Penalty № 1: For your disrespect toward me and your greed toward me, I will send it to your email after you pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world and then, and only then, will you learn the prices for my naming services and Penalty № 1. You will find the entry price in Block № 14.

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And if, you have no money or there is envy and hatred and anger towards me, then it is better, quickly retreat from me and don't buy anything from me, for your own good, and if this is not so, then welcome to me.

Penalty № 2: For pressuring me.

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If you exert any pressure or acceleration on me, my talent will become irrevocably afraid of you and resent you, and you alone will be to blame for this. I won't be able to overcome this without paying a penny and continue interacting with you. Therefore, because of this guilt, I won't be able to compose with a cool name for you. To overcome this resentment and psychological barrier, you will have to pay me Penalty № 2: For pressuring me. This damage can only be forgotten by you making another huge payment, and only then will the situation be rectified. If such a situation arises, please email me your apology at bruleabruleooboorshchook@gmail.com, and I will send you the cost of the correction. Only after you pay me this Penalty № 2 will we continue interacting.

Also, the cost of Penalty № 2: for pressuring me, I will send you an email with the price after you pay the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, and then, and only then, will you learn the prices for my naming services and Penalty № 2. You will find the entry price in Block № 14.

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If you don't buy anything from me, someone else will. And anyone who has the money but is greedy and doesn't buy my naming services will lose out on the market.

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But, some people are not ready to buy something from someone and that’s normal, but I think you are not one of them.

Block № 12 Creative brief from you for me.

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I need a creative brief from you to compose a cool new name.

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After you have paid me 100% for my services, you send me a creative brief to compose a new cool name for you, only to this email address: bruleabruleooboorshchook@gmail.com

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And I don’t conduct any conversations or activities that are not related to naming.

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I don't even say goodbye to scammers; I immediately stop communicating with them and block them.

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I'll read your creative brief for me to compose a cool new name for you, and I can ask you a few clarifying questions about your creative brief for me. You'll need to answer them in a way that's understandable to me, the way I need it, not the way you think and agree with. Without clarity for me, I won't be able to compose a cool name for you, so keep that in mind.

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When writing to me, be careful with your words, there can be various misunderstandings, but rest assured, you can’t scold me, otherwise you will frighten my talent, and you will never get anything from my talent again, not a cool name, nothing, and you will be to blame for this.

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You are required to have a kind and positive attitude towards me, and you cannot spread bad rumors and slander about me.

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Your creative brief must be in English, finalized and proofread several times, free of errors. Work on the creative brief for several days, not just one day. Better yet, spend several weeks or months putting it together. Proofread it thoroughly and make any necessary additions before sending it to me. Prepare it very well. You must write and explain to me simply and clearly why you need a great name, and specifically from me. You must explain how many words the name should consist of, how many letters, and which letters. But I'll tell you right away that I compose it using the letters of the English alphabet, and the final decision rests with me, with my vision, with my talent, and not with your vision, because I'm the main talent here, and you completely agree with me, and you completely trust my talent. My talent and my vision are the priority, and your creative brief is secondary.

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That is, my talent and my vision are of primary importance, and your creative brief is secondary to me.

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As we correspond with you via email, I gather information and data about you, and you provide me with a description of your vision for the future name, and I try to understand you. From you, I need a detailed description of what the name should be, similar to the long list of qualities of a cool name I gave you at the very beginning of this announcement: cool, easy to pronounce, exciting, revolutionary, funny, masculine, feminine, etc., etc.

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Thus, in correspondence, I feel your nature and something else there, I understand for myself, and I will help you correct your mistake, even before starting work, so that it doesn’t negatively affect your name, and I myself will offer you a cool name, after my further hard work, and all you have to do is wait, and then, unconditionally and unconditionally accept it.

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In correspondence, I can guide you, orient you, and advise you on your future cool new name, to avoid the mistake you're ignorantly trying to make without realizing it. But as a talented individual, I see it and know that this mistake could bring bad luck to your future cool name and, consequently, to your business. It's my job to protect you from this mistake and guide you in my talented direction, which costs a lot of money, and this delicate work of mine is included in the price of my naming services.

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In order for me to compose the best name for you, I will need information from you about your eye color, date of birth, and interested parties.

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I also need the following information from you: your photo, and a photo of those interested people from your circle. I will use this information as a starting point to create a new, cool name for you, because this is, among other things, how I get information and this will help me move in the right direction and express a cool name for you. That is, in this way, I need to fully study the situation.

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Incompleteness and lack of initial data in your creative brief for me directly affects the name being composed and leads to failure, and you will be to blame for not providing me with information on time, not me, therefore, you must prepare a creative brief for me well, as I ask for, and not as you want.

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Let me warn you that during the consultation, you can ask me a lot of questions, because you want progress, but I may not answer all of your questions and you should not start to worry about this.

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And only after familiarizing myself with your creative brief for me and clarifying in the correspondence, I connect to the nature of naming geniuses (NNG), and I compose a cool name for you, an indefinite time, but not just so long and not really fast, and when an unprecedented cool name is ready for you, then I will give it to you. I will do everything clearly, sounding, without vulgarity, given your creative brief, but above all, in my talented vision, and the vision of my talent takes precedence.

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Please send me a link to the creative brief in Google Docs, open access, read-only, to my email. Insert your photos into Google Docs as you go.

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I don't want to be sent emails with viruses that install themselves on my computer, so we only use Google Docs.

Block № 13 My deadlines for composing a new, cool name.

Here, I'll tell you about my deadlines for composing a new, beautiful, cool, top-notch name.

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In order to compose a new, cool, beautiful name, I would have to be given complete freedom of action with the help of very-very-very large amounts of money, and I would have to be given complete freedom in terms of the composing deadline, but I won’t drag it out.

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Here, there can be no strict deadlines at all, since where there are deadlines, there ugliness and failure are born.

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And so, here, the deadlines are the most uncertain, no one knows the date, I need to study the situation, connect with the nature of naming geniuses (NNG), but I know for sure that I will definitely make a cool name for you 100% if you pay me 100% for my naming services, and therefore, it is better for you to trust me right away, just pay and just relax, and wait.

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I need complete freedom and lots and lots and lots of money and a lot of travel to compose with the coolest name for you.

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Any pressure placed on me and my talent will irrevocably frighten you and resent you, and you alone will be to blame. By pressuring me, you will cause enormous damage to yourself and your future name, but I can only forget this damage after another enormous monetary payment. I will send you the cost of your payment for pressuring me and accelerating me after this incident occurs. I will send it to your email address after you pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, and then, and only then, will you learn the prices for my naming services, and you will find the entry price in Block № 14.

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If you paid me 100%, then I remember you and am dealing with your problem and there is no need to pressure me.

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All I need from you is some background information, an excellent creative brief, love, and a transfer of a very-very-very large amount of money from you.

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And my savoring and enjoyment of the money I received will create the best conditions and the best mood for me to compose a new cool name for you.

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Therefore, in order to compose a cool name for you, I need from you: a request not to be offended unnecessarily, not to fight or make a scene or bother me with various questions, and not to pressure, and not to worry, and not to worry, and not to panic, and not to wait threateningly, and not to fuss, and not to freak out, and not to get mad, and not to be capricious, and not to get angry, and as soon as a cool name is ready for you, then I myself will send it to your email and register an account on Google and a domain with a new cool name and send it to you for management.

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And if my offer has caught your attention, then first of all, I advise you to rush to me immediately and take advantage of my offer and buy a really cool name from me for a very-very-very big amount of money. I'll compose a really cool name for you for a very-very-very big amount of money.

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Now, if you still want to buy my naming services, and you still have the desire, then go to Block № 14 so that you can pay me the *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, for finding out the prices for my naming services.

Block № 14 Pay me the full *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, so that you can find out my prices for my naming services.

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Pay me the full *entry price*, the so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, so that you can find out my prices for my naming services.

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Pay me the full *entry price*, or so-called *entry ticket* to my naming world, for finding out my naming prices, which is $500,000 USD, so you can find out my prices for my naming services. This is a kind of screening out of those who have no demand.

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This payment will demonstrate your genuine demand and your serious intention to purchase my naming services, not just a whim or idle curiosity. This fee is not included in the naming fee. You are paying me 100% of the cost of determining my pricing, and please don't send me any payment less than the price I set, or I won't send you my pricing.

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You pay me, and I wait for the payment to appear on my crypto wallet, and if the money has arrived, then you need to send it to my email: bruleabruleooboorshchook@gmail.com

your letter with a request to send you my prices for my naming services.

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Here, you need to send me payment to this bitcoin crypto wallet of mine:

My bitcoin wallet:

bc1q0eut6eg03p2p2h4fcvn5k4nrjjahwgxqxjuwez

bc1q0eut6eg03p2p2h4fcvn5k4nrjjahwgxqxjuwez

I wrote my crypto wallet address twice to make it clear that there was no mistake in the address.

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Just this email of mine: bruleabruleooboorshchook@gmail.com is the only true one. Please check the spelling very carefully. If, for any reason, this email address of mine changes later, I or my generation will inform you or anyone else using the name I've created, how to contact me or my generation.

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Also, in your email to me, in which you send me a request to send you my prices for my naming services, and despite the fact that in your letter in the required section your sender's email will be indicated, but you, nevertheless, once again, in the text of the letter, write your email for contacting you, and carefully check your email in the text of the letter so that everything is without errors.

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Don't send me spam. Don't send me emails containing viruses that install themselves on my computer.

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If I see 100% payment from you, I will send you my prices for my naming services to your email.

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I work anonymously and require 100% prepayment. I don't answer the phone, so please don't send me voice or video messages.

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Regarding payment, everything is very strict.

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Regarding payment, everything is very serious.

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I only trust the actual balance in my crypto wallets, not yours. Don't offer me access to your crypto wallets, and you'll send me 100% of the payment to my crypto wallets. You won't get any cool credit from me until I see 100% of the payment in my crypto wallet.

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If you sent me an incomplete amount, and if you are trying to deceive me, and claim that you sent me the full amount, but in fact, this is not so, but you demand that I start working and compose a cool nickname for you, and threaten me with reprisals, then you are threatening yourself, and don't dig a hole for someone else, because you yourself will fall into it, then in such a fraudulent case, I don't work with you and don't deal with you.

If you sent me an incomplete amount, and if you are trying to deceive me, and claim that you sent me the full amount, but in fact, you sent me an incomplete amount, but you require me to get to work and compose a new cool name for you, and you put pressure on me and threaten me with violence, then it is you who threaten yourself, and not to me, and don’t dig a hole for someone else, because you will fall into it yourself, then in such a fraudulent case, I don’t work with you and don’t deal with you.

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Until the money arrives in full to my crypto wallets, I won't work with you.

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If you made a mistake and sent money to the wrong place, not to me, to the wrong network, to the wrong crypto wallet, then that's not my problem, it's your problem, and don't pressure me into sending money to the crypto wallet I indicated. In such a fraudulent case, I won't work with you and won't do business with you.

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If you are a fraudster, then this is your problem too.

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By using my services and staying on my information and sites, you agree that you won't ask me for money back. 

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Anyone who doesn't buy anything from me can simply send me any amount to my crypto wallet, either because they were attracted by my ad and learned high-level business from me, otherwise you won't have luck, or because you simply stood here on my information and liked it, although you didn't understand anything here, or you just want to send me money for luck, or for your complete peace of mind that you, in this way, joined me, but you understand in advance that you won't receive anything from me in return.

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If you've received the prices for my naming services, then proceed to Block № 15, that is, to the actual purchase of a new, cool, beautiful, top-notch name.

Block № 15 The sale itself.

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The actual purchase of a new, cool, beautiful, top-notch name.

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Pay me 100% of the cost of my naming services in advance, and don't send me payment less than the price I set for my services, otherwise, I won't make up anything for you.

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I, Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook, have been 100% honest with you about being a true composer. How can you believe that? Yes, just take it on faith. Just love me, and everything will work out.

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I also offer training in composing cool names.

The service is very-very expensive.

Send me your next training request only to this email address: bruleabruleooboorshchook@gmail.com: "Brule Abrule Ooboorshchook, I want to learn from you to compose cool names", and then I will send you the cost of training and conditions.

Contact me if you want to learn from me to compose cool names.